At a loss...

This one is so cute I just don't know what to say.

Auto fellatio

Dude strips down and gets into his big long monster cock. It's a shame he has to suck his own cock, but then, if you can do auto fellatio, why not?

A New Car

I need a car with more head room. Can you recommend one?

Old Faithful

Repeat performances are playing on a YEARLY average of every 30 minutes, day and night, year after year. Barometric pressure, the moon, the tides and the earth's tectonic stresses determine the height the geyser shoots and time between eruptions

A Hole In One

How many points do I score?

A hard day at the office

I think I'll relax a little.

Me Tarzan

who wants to be jane?