happy new year

need i say more?

Rug as slipcover

Is this an area rug used as a slipcover for this chair?

Merry Belated Christmas

It's still December, so will you forgive me for being late?

Almost Forgot!

I almost forgot.  Happy Boxing Day to one and all.  Hope you make the best of it.

 

Good or Bad

Wonder if it was being good or bad that got him into this holiday situation?

 

Tuner

I suppose the retro bedspread goes with the 70s tuner.

 

Ninja

I'm not sure which is worst...

the Ninja Turtles pillowcase

the teddybear/lube dispenser

 

or those drapes!    EEEEK!

Landscape Architect

They negotiated on practically every plant, tree, grass, cactus and flower. It became a real tug of war convincing them which plants would do best in the desert heat.

Rock Climbing

The park is one of those word-of-mouth secrets, even though many of the routes are described in a Rock Climbing Guide for Northwest California. It's great now. You can take two or three guys and have the whole place to yourself.

orange

The color orange represents the sun-deepening in color as it rises in the sky, giving its energy to the new growth.

Exercise At Home - The Bicep Curl

A similar exercise to the Tricep Curl, the Bicep Curl can help you strengthen and tone your arms. Normally you would use some free weights while doing this exercise, but there is no reason why you can't use items that are around the house, such as a tin of food or a bag of flour. For this exercise it is ok to either be sitting or standing. Remember, always stay in your own comfort zone during the exercise and keep good form, move slowly and with smooth movements.

Winter Spirit

Let this wallpaper photo brighten your computer desktop throughout the
winter season.

In the corner

Ethan crouched in the corner of the office. It was sparsely furnished with a single lamp glowing in the corner. The only sound was a ticking clock and the hubbub of conversation.

Digital Exam

The doctor told me that it was important that I have a PSA test to see if either cancer or simply an infection was present. But, in the meantime, he needed to give me a "digital exam." He explained that a digital exam is where the doctor sticks his finger up my anus and feels and massages my prostate gland. Not only would he be able to tell if there were any abnormalities in it, but the massage would help release any semen that might be infected.

The Merman

He was stretched at full length along the stone, his out-sized privates boldly—defiantly—displayed. He was smiling.

all hooked up

and no place to go.

a matter of perspective

do things look bigger when you're looking up at them? or are they just bigger?

The Thing on the Hearth

"The thing went on, Excellency, the voice offering its lure, and presenting it in brief flashes of materialization, and the Master endeavoring to seize and detain the visitations, which ceased instantly at his approach to the hearth."

Pardon my absence

The Hot Pix team sent me on a vacation in order to regenerate my creative juices. Attached is a photo of the pool boy at my villa. Enjoy!

The thinking man

The thinking man reflects on a way of life. This piece of art proves the importance of guidance in people's lives.

Container gardening

When space is lacking, container gardens are, for many, the preferred approach to bringing to life plants of all descriptions.

Is this seat taken?

If not, may I sit down?

retrospective

Instead of a picture today, the Hot Pix team has put together a web archive of all photos from the past year or so. Enjoy!

http://hotpix.bravehost.com

straight as an arrow

so to speak.

Midnight Madness

It's basketball season again!!

Latrine Duty

After roll call, the men scattered with their various cleaning chores. However, since John was not a regular at the station, he was given latrine duty. He shook his head and complained, " Aw Man! Cap that's not fair! I had latrine duty yesterday at 51!"

Just a Jock

Getting good grades wasn't at the top of his list. All he really wanted to do was play sports.

Refer A Friend

If you like being a member of this "community service" list and think someone you know would like it too, simply forward this message to them. They can then send a private message asking to subscribe. Be assured that the list is completely confidential, which means it IS NOT shared with anyone.

Victorian or Eastlake?

What would you say is the style of this chair?

Abdominal Exercises

Holding this isometric position will help increase the definition of the "six pack".

Writing on the wall

Sometimes you have to read between the lines.

Textbook case

An absolute textbook case of jubilation.

 

Trading Spaces

These walls need a new coat of paint. Will you trade spaces with me?

Tarzan

His new show premiered on The WB this week.

This Bud's For You

A nice cold one would be real good about now.

What a weapon!

Is that a holster around his shoulders?

carwash fundraiser

All proceeds go to the young men's education fund.

Position Available

Now hiring for stock boy. Will train.

white tank

When the temperature rises, our 100% cotton Tank Top will help keep you cool. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

car for sale

This light blue convertible is a must see!

fall flowers

Now that fall is upon us, you'll want to replace those impatiens with a more fall-hardy flower. Mums are wonderful this time of year.

A true work of art

is something that will always be appreciated.

Help Wanted

Qualified person needed to clean my kitchen.

Gone Platinum

The hair and the video.

Allegheny Highback

The Highback Series comes with our award winning design. The design features include a lower lumbar support. The women choose the highback for its comfort and handsome design but is also preferred by the tall and large men. The Highback Series is also available in the sweetheart design. A very sturdy and durable choice.

Tips on technique

A pillow under the hips will elevate one to the correct height.

Lessons in S&M

Standing and modeling. What did you expect?

behind the woodshed

That was our favorite meeting place.

Whoa!

Put a harness on that boy!

Not Norma Desmond

But I'm definitely ready for my close-up.

Ridin' in the back of a pick-up

Oh, how I remember those days!