Fans (or foes) of my decor commentary know that I rarely (I think Scott caught me once.) commenting on the person in the poorly decorated abode. In this case I must make an exception. Normally I would only comment on the quaintness of the doll/horse bric-a-braq. But I cannot let go unnoticed the home incarceration bracelet the subject at-hand (so-to-speak) is wearing on his right ankle. I'm sure his hook-up profile would read "can host." Or probably, "must host."
