Wednesday, December 31, 2003

happy new year

need i say more?

Sunday, December 28, 2003

Rug as slipcover

Is this an area rug used as a slipcover for this chair?

Saturday, December 27, 2003

Merry Belated Christmas

It's still December, so will you forgive me for being late?

Friday, December 26, 2003

Almost Forgot!

I almost forgot.  Happy Boxing Day to one and all.  Hope you make the best of it.
 

Thursday, December 25, 2003

Good or Bad

Wonder if it was being good or bad that got him into this holiday situation?
 

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Tuner

I suppose the retro bedspread goes with the 70s tuner.
 

Wednesday, December 17, 2003

Ninja

I'm not sure which is worst...

the Ninja Turtles pillowcase

the teddybear/lube dispenser
 
or those drapes!    EEEEK!

Saturday, December 13, 2003

Landscape Architect

They negotiated on practically every plant, tree, grass, cactus and flower. It became a real tug of war convincing them which plants would do best in the desert heat.

Wednesday, December 3, 2003

Rock Climbing


The park is one of those word-of-mouth secrets, even though many of the routes are described in a Rock Climbing Guide for Northwest California. It's great now. You can take two or three guys and have the whole place to yourself.

Monday, December 1, 2003

orange

The color orange represents the sun-deepening in color as it rises in the sky, giving its energy to the new growth.

Sunday, November 30, 2003

Exercise At Home - The Bicep Curl


A similar exercise to the Tricep Curl, the Bicep Curl can help you strengthen and tone your arms. Normally you would use some free weights while doing this exercise, but there is no reason why you can't use items that are around the house, such as a tin of food or a bag of flour. For this exercise it is ok to either be sitting or standing. Remember, always stay in your own comfort zone during the exercise and keep good form, move slowly and with smooth movements.

Thursday, November 27, 2003

Winter Spirit

Let this wallpaper photo brighten your computer desktop throughout the
winter season.

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

In the corner


Ethan crouched in the corner of the office. It was sparsely furnished with a single lamp glowing in the corner. The only sound was a ticking clock and the hubbub of conversation.

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Digital Exam

The doctor told me that it was important that I have a PSA test to see if either cancer or simply an infection was present. But, in the meantime, he needed to give me a "digital exam." He explained that a digital exam is where the doctor sticks his finger up my anus and feels and massages my prostate gland. Not only would he be able to tell if there were any abnormalities in it, but the massage would help release any semen that might be infected.

Monday, November 17, 2003

The Merman

He was stretched at full length along the stone, his out-sized privates boldly—defiantly—displayed. He was smiling.

all hooked up

and no place to go.

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

a matter of perspective


do things look bigger when you're looking up at them? or are they just bigger?

Monday, November 10, 2003

The Thing on the Hearth

"The thing went on, Excellency, the voice offering its lure, and presenting it in brief flashes of materialization, and the Master endeavoring to seize and detain the visitations, which ceased instantly at his approach to the hearth."

Friday, November 7, 2003

Pardon my absence

The Hot Pix team sent me on a vacation in order to regenerate my creative juices. Attached is a photo of the pool boy at my villa. Enjoy!

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

The thinking man

The thinking man reflects on a way of life. This piece of art proves the importance of guidance in people's lives.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Container gardening

When space is lacking, container gardens are, for many, the preferred approach to bringing to life plants of all descriptions.

Monday, October 27, 2003

Is this seat taken?

If not, may I sit down?

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

retrospective

Instead of a picture today, the Hot Pix team has put together a web archive of all photos from the past year or so. Enjoy!

http://hotpix.bravehost.com

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

Monday, October 20, 2003

Midnight Madness

It's basketball season again!!

Sunday, October 19, 2003

Latrine Duty

After roll call, the men scattered with their various cleaning chores. However, since John was not a regular at the station, he was given latrine duty. He shook his head and complained, " Aw Man! Cap that's not fair! I had latrine duty yesterday at 51!"

Thursday, October 16, 2003

Just a Jock

Getting good grades wasn't at the top of his list. All he really wanted to do was play sports.

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Refer A Friend

If you like being a member of this "community service" list and think someone you know would like it too, simply forward this message to them. They can then send a private message asking to subscribe. Be assured that the list is completely confidential, which means it IS NOT shared with anyone.

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Victorian or Eastlake?

What would you say is the style of this chair?

Monday, October 13, 2003

Abdominal Exercises

Holding this isometric position will help increase the definition of the "six pack".

Sunday, October 12, 2003

Writing on the wall

Sometimes you have to read between the lines.

Saturday, October 11, 2003

Textbook case

An absolute textbook case of jubilation.
 

Friday, October 10, 2003

Trading Spaces

These walls need a new coat of paint. Will you trade spaces with me?

Wednesday, October 8, 2003

Tarzan

His new show premiered on The WB this week.

Tuesday, October 7, 2003

This Bud's For You

A nice cold one would be real good about now.

Monday, October 6, 2003

What a weapon!

Is that a holster around his shoulders?

Sunday, October 5, 2003

carwash fundraiser

All proceeds go to the young men's education fund.

Saturday, October 4, 2003

Position Available

Now hiring for stock boy. Will train.

Friday, October 3, 2003

white tank

When the temperature rises, our 100% cotton Tank Top will help keep you cool. Preshrunk, durable and guaranteed.

Thursday, October 2, 2003

car for sale

This light blue convertible is a must see!

Wednesday, October 1, 2003

fall flowers

Now that fall is upon us, you'll want to replace those impatiens with a more fall-hardy flower. Mums are wonderful this time of year.

Tuesday, September 30, 2003

A true work of art

is something that will always be appreciated.

Monday, September 29, 2003

Help Wanted

Qualified person needed to clean my kitchen.

Sunday, September 28, 2003

Gone Platinum

The hair and the video.

Saturday, September 27, 2003

Allegheny Highback

The Highback Series comes with our award winning design. The design features include a lower lumbar support. The women choose the highback for its comfort and handsome design but is also preferred by the tall and large men. The Highback Series is also available in the sweetheart design. A very sturdy and durable choice.

Friday, September 26, 2003

Tips on technique

A pillow under the hips will elevate one to the correct height.

Thursday, September 25, 2003

Lessons in S&M

Standing and modeling. What did you expect?

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

behind the woodshed

That was our favorite meeting place.

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

Whoa!

Put a harness on that boy!

Monday, September 15, 2003

Not Norma Desmond

But I'm definitely ready for my close-up.

Sunday, September 14, 2003

Ridin' in the back of a pick-up

Oh, how I remember those days!